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[Mad Libs 2]

FUCKING 'ELL!! You have been accepted at Sir yo mama farting's school of Cucked Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 17 googolplex-headed scaly ass gramma named Eatenpussy MacFondletits of House Horny who will show you around the campus, clean your ass, and kiss your testicle

Before school begins in no nut november, you will need to go to Afghanistan.

While there, you should purchase materials for your Battling Godzilla and Simple fucking Spells classes. Your lab partner will be Taylor Swift. She's an expert at conjuring beetle-flavored orphan eyes out of penises of your father with the milk, so we're sure you'll get along well.

We also hope you'll join one of our after-school activities, such as the Magical Yo mama!! Team. If you've got any questions, contact your counselor, Ryan Gosling\. We anticipate seeing you at Crucifixion Day!

Sincerely, Bart Simpson School of Prostitute

[4 IN 1: Story Generator]

Bimbo McShitface had just finished his limp dick semester at The Peepee Poopoo Land University. Bimbo McShitface was ready for the mating season and had plans to fly to yo mama's house and stay for 95 quadrillion weeks to fuck and assault grannies. Sadly Bimbo McShitface was tricked and ended up in a brothel where the evil Shitfaced Owl had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Babyassed Gorilla. Bimbo McShitface met Fondledtits MacEatenPussy of and they fuck and assault grannies together.

They were very retarded when they found the sexy dildo that would destroy the Shitfaced Owl once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with semen until about seven years. When suddenly a fucked up earthquake started to destroy a brothel so the planes engines were fucking and they were off to a cucked vacation in yo mama's house.

Amazing

[Kill The Spartan]

the bo-staff one, it's impressive even to this day!

TeamXHawk responds:

Thanks for still watching so many years later! I just dropped in to reminisce a bit myself lol

[Zombie Golf: House of the]

the game is fun, unfortunately, it stars a british person, so it gets 4 stars

[Superfighters]

very, VERY cool, when you kill everyone, you can get some pretty sick results, like on the rooftops stage where i killed a guy with a bullet, he fell backwards, hit the glass "floors" on the right warehouse, and he got hit 3 times before falling, and getting burnt to death, this game is just super cool, i'm glad it exists!

[Hipstercalypse]

great history, gameplay, you MUST play!

[Jerry's Merry Christmas]

if you slam the toilet 10 times you will get a genie wish, where you can pick any item in the game!
this easter egg is very cool!

[Doodieman Voodoo]

my life in a nut shell

[Dragon Fist 3D]

excellent, just that!

[Make Your Own Bush Speech]

mad wickedness