Total Medals Earned: 1,166 (From 272 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,075 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
You've found Don Ramon!
You have the power!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/500 points)
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 125 enemies.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Equip any item
Equip an item in each team slot
Buy a book
Get 100 kills in a game
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (115/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/45 points)
Read report
Ask 10 questions
Start the game
Point out wrong suspect
Point out the killer